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Saturday, October 7, 2006

11:21PM

Kaoru Hitachiin is in an incestuous relationship with his twin brother Hikaru.

Current mood: accomplished

Saturday, September 23, 2006

7:21PM

Well, he asked for it too. What, you expect me to ignore this challenge~?

Matthew Nailer is having an affair with Axel behind Roxas' back

There~

Current mood: accomplished

Sunday, September 10, 2006

8:42PM

Since he asked me to dig up something on him...

Zero is currently in love with X Light~ =O But X is dating Forte! =O But, Forte is having an affair with his roommate. Apparently, that ended last night, when they had a little spat and the little orphan boy ran away~

Isn't this kind of stuff fascinating~? Do keep me posted on what kind of stuff you'd like to hear about next~

Current mood: calm

Monday, August 21, 2006

10:16PM

Hmm~ How interesting~ Not just one, but TWO murders on campus~

It would appear that Izumi Orimoto and Kouji Minamoto, both in grade 11 at Avoria Academy, have mysteriously disappeared, presumed dead~

Oh dear, who will be next~?

[[Yeah, Kouj "died" last night =D Feel free to notice.]]

Current mood: curious

3:18PM

Hmm, how nice~ Thanks to a lovely young lady nice young man I met, I've gotten some information on what happened before I arrived~ The cat ears/tail bit was especially interesting~

So~ I'm sure you're all just DYING to know who had cat ears and who didn't~ So, I, Rita, will inform you~

Hisoka Kurosaki, Luppi, Etna, and Momo Hinamori didn't get cat ears at all~ How interesting~ ^_^

Current mood: amused

Sunday, August 20, 2006

8:33PM

Oooh, what an interesting new place~ I'm sure there's plenty of interesting gossip information just waiting to be discovered...by me, of course~ Hmm, and this journal seems a lot like the ones we used in Hogwarts, so it shouldn't take me long to get used to it and start posting~

Current mood: cheerful

Thursday, July 27, 2006

9:05PM

I've been busy collecting information all summer, which is why my fellow students haven't heard anything from me, but I have returned~ I have plenty of...information...to get me started for this school year, and I'll share a tidbit with you~

Did you know that Izumi Orimoto is staying with Megumi Hanajima now? Hm, wonder what they're doing~? And doesn't Miss Orimoto have a boyfriend? Hm, cheating so soon after they got together, what a shame~

That's all for now, but I'm sure I'll have more very soon~ I'm positive that you're all looking forward to it~

Current mood: accomplished

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

8:45PM

Ooh, some lovely gossip for today~ Guess who it's about this time~?

Russell Tringham and Kiyosumi Sengoku~

I even have pictures~

You know you want to look~ )

Also, I have learned from a anonymous witness that Uryuu Ishida steals other peoples adult-themed material for his own "uses"...and we can all guess what those uses are for, right~?

Current mood: amused

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

5:37PM

Well, well, have I got some interesting news for you~

First, Envy and Laharl are in love~

And~ Any of you attending Marik's classes recently might have noticed Professor Masters barge in, throw Marik over his shoulder, and head off towards the Forest~ Wonder what they were doing~?

Current mood: cheerful

Sunday, April 16, 2006

11:26AM - Filtered from Professors

Well~ I've learned some interesting stuff~

Did you know that third year Reira Bell is actually 29?

Oh, yes, and I'm sure most of you must know the musician Dante? He's quite famous, and he's coming to our school~ Fans, get your papers, pens, and cameras now~ He'll be arriving soon~


((Yes, Rita finally figured out that if she didn't want to get in trouble, she should filter her posts from professors. She doesn't really know how to do it, so she might have screwed up and allowed some (or all) of the professors to read it. ^_^))

((EDIT: I'm tired of making all her comments italicized, so unless I mention otherwise, her comments on this entry are all italicked. (shh, that's a word, really.)))

Current mood: bouncy

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Friday, April 7, 2006

11:04PM

This is quite annoying...They TRUTH CHARMED MY WHOLE JOURNAL. WHY?!

and they shaved me again, too. how humiliating.


((Italics mean that Rita is telling the truth, due to the truth charm Tifa and Izumi O. put on her journal. ^_^ have fun making her admit to lies and such~ And~ This does not apply to past entries, but once she realizes that this works to verify her gossip, she'll post a recap of almost everything she's said, so if you don't want something to be included, tell me~))

Current mood: cranky

Tuesday, April 4, 2006

8:54PM

Guess what I just found out~!

I'm sure most of you know Gilderoy Lockhart. He's pretty famous, right? But it occured to me a few nights ago that I had heard the name around here. So I thought, and then it hit me.

Tifa Lockhart. She must be Gilderoy's illegitimate daughter~!

Current mood: satisfied

Saturday, March 18, 2006

1:27PM

No...this cannot be happening. ._.

I can't be a...guy?!

Current mood: shocked

Saturday, March 11, 2006

2:26PM

[Private] Got my revenge sooner than expected. [/private]

Hello, fellow students~ I would like to inform you that Koushirou Izumi is in love with Fletcher Tringham~~

And our favorite Izumi is actually NOT an Izumi~ He's adopted~

((If this isn't okay, Fletcher-mun, tell me and I'll take the first part down.))

Current mood: amused

1:58PM

Not again...

Private )

Current mood: aggravated

Thursday, March 9, 2006

8:56PM

I have news, at long last~ I have found out something~~

Izumi Orimoto is in love with Koushirou Izumi~~~

Current mood: amused

Thursday, February 23, 2006

12:56PM

Private )

Looks like students are going missing...I think I'll stay up in my dorm where hopefully the kidnapper won't be able to get me...

Current mood: excited

Monday, February 6, 2006

3:04PM

((If anyone knows Ritsu from Furuba...that's who Rita's twin's going to act like XD))

So I have a bit of gossip for yo-

I'm sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry for everything she's said! I'm sorry she's mean and tells everyone everyone else's secrets! GOMEN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

((Mood reads as SORRY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for the twin XD And is it weird that today was Twin Day at my school? o_O;))

Current mood: annoyed

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

8:43PM

So~ I was wandering Hogsmeade, and I saw two professors near the Shrieking Shack! AND! They were in a very...shall I say, comprimising position?

So~ You're all wondering who, I presume, so I shall tell you~

Professors Tsuzuki and Membrane~! :D

Current mood: amused

Monday, January 16, 2006

1:27PM

So~ I woke up early this morning, and as I sat in the common room, I just happened to notice one Chizuru Honjou coming down the stairs leading to the Slytherin boys dorm~

I wonder what she was doing there~?

Current mood: amused

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

4:19PM

So, I'm sure everyone's seen the drama going on~ But I have a confirmed story from an anonymous witness~

This witness caught Lacus Clyne alone, COMPLETELY NAKED, in a room with Kiyosumi Sengoku~ Also, it was mentioned that they were about to have sex! AND, Lacus's boyfriend was downstairs looking for her while she seduced poor Sengoku!

Current mood: appalled

Sunday, January 8, 2006

8:30PM

Well~ I heard something SCANDALOUS today~

I have discovered two students in love. Now you say, that's normal. Two boys? Normal too. But two BROTHERS~ :O The SCANDAL~ I'm sure you're all dying to know who, so...

Peter and Edmund Pevensie are in love~

Current mood: amused

Saturday, December 31, 2005

11:49PM

((OOC: This is posted just after the katamari goes splodey, but I have to go join my family now for the countdown and such, so it's up now...))

So I was walking past the katamari when it exploded, and I saw two guys shoot out and one of them ended up kissing the other! So I bet you all want to know who~

Echizen Ryoma and Momoshiro Takeshi~

Current mood: amused

Monday, December 19, 2005

3:20PM - OOC

Will anyone who doesn't mind their characters being used for something involving gossip please comment with character names? :D?

Current mood: amused

Sunday, December 18, 2005

8:53PM

Private )

Current mood: intimidated

6:25PM

So~ The masquerade's tomorrow, correct? I believe I'll be going~ So much good information one can pick up there~

((She won't actually be going, due to what's going to happen tonight~))

Current mood: complacent

Saturday, December 17, 2005

10:08PM

I really shouldn't do this, but...


Tifa Lockhart is in love with Cloud Strife~

And that's why she bought him at the auction~

^_^

((She's still hiding, by the way.))

Current mood: devious

12:45PM

Private )

Current mood: devious

Friday, December 16, 2005

9:51PM

Oh, look, I've learned a lot of stuff today~

Orihime Inoue is in love with Rabi~

That's it for now~

((And Rita is as of right now hidden in the Room of Requirement. She won't go to classes tomorrow, because she realized just before posting that Orihime has a ton of friends, so she's concerned for her safety. She did, however, bring her journal, so if she hears a whisper about something, she might post~))

Current mood: worried

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